kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

sufficientsprings:

millenium-vagina:

i love it when you talk dirty

I couldn’t sleep last night because I was thinking about this post

akahshi:

GET TO KNOW ME

6/6 Female Characters ➵ C.C.

my head at 2am: go to sleep
my heart at 2am: do gay shit on the internet

most of my classmates commute to school and now that a lot of the roads are closed down everyone’s like ?? how do we get to school

and I just.

paddle boats

drawerelma replied to your post “so many roads in Malmö have been…”

#with floating mattreses and everything - tis how we do it in sweden - but oh god i heard of the flooding and im so glad i’m not there atm but at least they seem to be enjoying themselves

well yeah it is kind of funny. not every day there’s flooding around here (but then again, when we had that huge lightning storm a few weeks back it was also kind of funny, until we found out the internet was gone and it stayed like that for over a week)

but oh my god I just read in the newspaper about some lady who was taking the elevator down to the basement, and it just stopped and started filling with water and she could have drowned down there

organicandhappy:

freshest-tittymilk:

glowinthedarkgirlfriend:

The Little Mermaid TV Series: Gabriella

Remember when Disney had a cute, disabled, poc mermaid?

When i was younger, one of my best friends was a deaf guyanese girl, and her fave princess was Ariel, mainly bc she related to her living without a voice (and her love of swimming)

When this episode aired, she cried and squawked and made sounds that were almost understandable… She saw herself as a mermaid, on tv, with her favourite character of all time

Representation matters, always, no matter what

I loved this episode

ivmysterynumbers asked: whispers samoyed in your ear look at that fluffy white

SAMOYEDS ARE SO CUTE

DOGS ARE SO CUTE

so many roads in Malmö have been closed off because of all the rainwater and now I saw a video on facebook where two guys went swimming on a flooded bicycle path

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

massuneko:

Tami made the sketch of IV Larvae and I cleaned it up a bit~

whoops maybe more than a bit but generally it’s her idea

jcatgrl:

taejira:

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

HW